Lake Balaton’s water quality worsening – too many people use it as a toilet!
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A local mayor would like to ask for state subsidies to make the toilets on the beaches of Balaton free of charge. He believes that such a step would better the quality of the water in Hungary’s biggest lake.
The “Hungarian Sea”, as many call it, is full of inland tourists this summer, and all the hotels are booked for the weekend, balaton.hu reported. No wonder, the summer is hotter than in previous years, and people would like to spend their holiday enjoying the beauties the lake offers after months of being locked inside their apartments because of the epidemic. Of course, this number of people has a significant ecological footprint on the lake. However, some of
the negative consequences could have been evaded with the help of the state,
a local mayor believes.
Gábor Lombár is the independent leader of Balatonfenyves, a small village with 1,800 citizens, in the north-eastern corner of the lake. According to napi.hu, he would like to transfer money from the beach development program to local governments to help them make beach toilets free of charge for everybody.
That would be crucial because
he says that the water quality is worsening,
Applications are Open for – Urinating Officers.
Must be competent – using goggles and snorkel and eye sight – not be Impaired.
Officers must possess no discrimination of human body size or shape – nor favored parts of a human anatomy – Private areas of – Female & Male.
Officers must ensure that snorkel attachment whilst under water – stays firmly fixed in there mouth – at ALL Times.
Offenders observed by Under-Water Officers – urinated or other activities of human waste disposal – must Immediately surface – and issue a fine for the offence and escort the individual to dry land.
Urinating Officers – at end of there Shift – will have Free use of tooth paste and brushes – plus antiseptic mouth wash – to ensure all Health & Safety requirements are complied to.
While the sea (or a lake) has a male or female gender in some languages such as French, Spanish and German, in English it is neutral. A sea or a lake is an ‘it’ not a he or she. I never understand why Hungarians find ‘it’ so incomprehensible and randomly apply a he or a she to things when using third person singular pronouns. But then again, when they use ‘ő’ I am never sure if they mean ‘he’ or ‘she’. All very confusing.
NEVER should it be Forgotten – that it is thought by those “eminent” in Linguistics
– Globally – that the Hungarian language – is the most Difficult language to LEARN.
There is no definitive list but Telc, the Language Test body in the US that the government uses for its diplomatic corps rank Japanese and Mandarin above Hungarian. This is followed by Finnish, Arabic and Polish. That said, in all my years of coming to and for some time, living in Hungary, I have only ever met one person who was genuinely fluent in English. Certainly the government figures who give interviews to English language media make lots of mistakes which to a native English speaker are glaringly obvious.
To Pygmalion – Thank – You for your informative and educational reply.